Aspirations

In order to succeed in life, one must have goals. Of course the right goals are important. For instance, I probably should have a goal to find a job by my birthday in a week and a half (by the way, if anybody out there knows how I could get some quality snuggle time with Kristen Bell, I can't think of a greater birthday gift. Nothing tawdry. Just some friendly afternoon spooning). But lately, my most pressing goal has been to win a prestigous spot on a watch list. NSA, FBI, Pentagon... I'm not really picky. But by God if the Raging Grannies can get attention from our Federal Government, why can't I?

Well, my family took a good first step towards a reservation at the Black Site Hilton with our newest wall decoration. Warrantless wiretaps... I can almost hear the click on the phone lines now.